#( ew ur friends r butts tbh.

[f1nalboys]

Peacemaker S1 Ep5 Monkey Dory (last episode for the night 🙏) @tinalbion

-giggles :3

-ugh him drinking the eggs

-worst trope ever

-eagley :((( he’s so worried abt chris

-he looks so fucking pathetic uhm…. guys…. 😼 SORRY

-NOOOOOOO eagley brought him a squirrel to eat to feel better :(

-noooo this episode is gonna be so sad i can feel it

-ADRIANANNNN

-sorry

-“they go in through the butt??” JFJEIDNDJD

-superman w the poop fetish 😭😭

-now that we know murn is a butterfly im confused as to why the rest of them don’t know

-but i get it

-NO RHE EXPLOSION IN THE POWERPONTISIDJSIJD economous is so me

-HIM NAMING ALL THE PEOPLEKDJWINDJSBX

-“the fucking cunts from riverdale”

-ADRIAN ANSWERING THR RHETORICAL QUESTIDONCKSNX

-“fargos on tonight” ofc he watches fargo

-he’s so baby girl!!!

-“nice penmanship asshole and fargos not on till tomorrow night you fucking nerd” followed by adrian’s laughter JFJSJDJDJ

-larry is sexy

-ugh. i hate his dad

-leota defending economous <3

-“i didn’t care bc i don’t have emotions like other people do” when he clearly has shown multiple emotions like ok

-“i got bullied too” “how” “by the other kids calling me a bully all the time, saying i was abusive” SHIT UPPPPPP

-they’re finger printing what’s his face

-can they just lie and say he did it anyways

-also fuck larry is. sorry i just love a good silver fox dad bod man

-hehe i love that he loves glam rocks

-they’re bondinggggg :3

-me starting a show: i jsut want everyone to be friends :D

-has he been a butterfly this whole time? like even when he was back doing whatever?

-“evan you fucking pussy!” JFNSODNISHD

-“i finger bang you, i’m not using my pinky” IFNWOFNISD good point king!

-“i forgot women had fingers” IFKOWNCSIND

-stop this shows humor is nailing it for me tbh

-“UGH FUCK i’m never ever gonna kill someone with a chainsaw it’s so not fair” adrian u can kill me w the chainsaw. ok???

-chris and leota r my fave friendship actuslly like idk why but they bounce off of each other really rlly well

-JFNWONFJD

-LEOTA SHOOTING EACH PERSON AGTER CHRIS KILLS RHEM SHES JUST LIKE ME

-ok i’m eating breakfast so who knows how much i’ll type as i watch

-show me some fighting 🗣️🗣️

-why didn’t they just blow this place up

-YESSS BUTTERFLY FIGHTING LETS GO

-who the hell is charlie

-is that the like major guy that’s giving them the stuff

-OH EHAT THE FUCK

-“idk i invented it this morning” he’s smart

-EAT PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS

-poor economous just having to watch :(

-THE GORILLA

-HDJSJCKSKJDS

-IM LAUDHISICIWBDIS

-all of them fucking this gorilla up together <3 teamwork babey

-YESSS

-ENONOMOUS CAME IN W THE CHAINSAW LETS GOOO

-ALL OF THRN HAVING FUN TOGETHER IN THE CARTRRT

-🥹 they just mean a lot to me guys

-all of them dancing 🥹🥹

-WAHHHH HARCOURT TAKING A PIC OF THEN :,)

-HEHEHHEHEEH

-the guy who agreed to help murn is making sure chris’ dad stays in jail 🙏🙏

- ew not him trying to gaslight my queen 🙄🙄

-go get larry and get his ass

-“so we can assume butterflies can use any life form as a host” “chihuahua? :D” “probably wouldn’t fit” “would be cool tho!! :3” adrian chase. i have feelings for you. major ones.

-everyone being mean to adrian he’s just silly guys!!!

-he’s not a thimble

-“we can trust him” “what’s his name” “judy” “JUDGE JUDY???”

1

-“we can trust him!” “so you’ve said” “and plus he’s my uncle” “😳” Hhehehehehe

-WAHHHHH

-HARVOURT MAdE A GC FOR THEM

-NAMED 11TH STREET KIDS

-IM SOBBINGGGGGG

-there’s 11 minutes left in sad

-adrian using the merman emoji hehehe

-“he says it means happy sad and everything in between” WAHHHHH

-:,) he wants to hang out w JFNWKNFKWNFJD

-sorry he wants to hang w leota and she goes “are you trying to fuck me but claiming ur dicks a lesbian or something” JDNSKNFJS

-he framed his first newspaper article about himself.

-guys i’m crying now.

-ok had to pause to send a video crying abt this to tati i don’t wanna play it i don’t want them to be sad

-her almost throwinf the drink up HFJSIJDJRJRJ

-they’re having a beer together :3

-LEOTA HELPING HIM W HARCOURTJSIFNIE

-oh i’m giggling

-“don’t talk about her tits or her pussy” “yeah but…what abt when we’re fucking” STOP ITTTT

-john cena plays christopher smith so we’ll it pisses me off

-“you really aren’t a bad guy. you just use being s fuck as a way to push people away, but if you would just take second and just drop that and be Chris Smith, i think people actuslly might like you” WAHHHHHH

-THEYRE BESTIESSSSSS

-“i just never had this before” “what?” “this, you, you know, giving me advice and having my back” SHES HIS FIRST FRIEND GUYS WAHHH

-I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY IM SO SCARED

-him crying :(

-leota still planting his diary :(

-NOOOOOOO

-her voicemail to her wife :(

-OH NO

-oh no

-FUCK. she’s using chris’ helmet and she’s gonna see that he’s a fucking butterfly FUCKKKKK

-LEOTA IM SO SCARED FKR HER

-NO

-LEOTA GET THE FUCK OUT GHERE

-OH MO OH NO OH NO

- THATS HOW THE EPISODE ENDS

-WHAT THE GUVK

-i was gonna stop after this episode but i have to start the next one i jsut have to

-end credits

-THE NAME DROPPSSSS STJDISJDNKWNFKS

-silly end credits

OK THOUGHTS ON THID EPISODE: holy fuck! just!!!! OMGGGGG i love leota and i love her bonding w chris (even tho she still put his journal there :/) but FUCK I KNOW SHE DOESNT DIE BC ID BE PISSED BUT NOW I HAVE TO WATCH EP6 TOO

its 6 am so i’m a little tired but my god ALSO harcourt has officially grown on me see i just needed her to get away from that ‘strong girl doesn’t like girl stuff or other people’ thing, strong women r allowed to have friendships and close bonds and stuff !!! and now i lowkey ship her and chris -_- annoying i know hehe

anyways episode 6 time

[feraliix]

i want to write a list of how menma feels about / how he think of each konoha genin / other characters

in fact im gonna do it right now thanks 💕

Sasuke - annoying, show off, extra annoying when he left, how does my brother even LIKE him, and finally, “OH! YOU THINK? YOU CAN TRY TO KILL MY BROTHER? SEVERAL TIMES? THEN COME AROUND AND SAY U WANNA BE HOKAGE LOLOLOLOL OK COOL, HOSHI HOLD MY MASK”

then it turns into “ew why do i have to tolerate your presence here, you tried to kill my brother like 8 times, why do i have to be civil with u rn”

Nicknames include: ugly , chicken butt , snake

Sakura - annoying, bully vibes, shallow princess vibes, really hated her when he was younger then it turned into “i am actively going to ignore you” in shippuden, then it turned into “oh... haha you? youre my doctor? AND my therapist?? ahaha.... oh no”

Nicknames include: punchy , pink cheeks , blossom , bold n’ brash , cherry , cherry bomb , simp

Ino - annoying for the same reasons as Sakura when they were little but it got better, he wont actively ignore her like he does Sakura - but he keeps his distance mostly bc he’s embarrassed he’s almost always buying hoshi flowers from her family and its EMBARRASSINGGGGG

Nicknames include: flowers

Shikamaru - vague respect, can’t rlly pin him bc he never had negative vibes like a lot of other ppl did but kinda just let menma and naruto vibe ykno? so he just * awkwardly pats shoulder * “thanks...?”

Nicknames include: sloth , shady , sneaker

Chouji - ‘oh god i hope he likes me he’s so nice to everyone else oh gods oh frick oh cheese n rice-‘ , chouji’s the one menma’s most affectionate abt bc chouji is literally so nice like.... menma feels emotionally safe w him mkay? Mkay cool ❤️

Nicknames include: swirls , rock n roll , dango

Kiba - ‘c,,,.. can i pet akamaru,,,,’ , wants to be friends with him but will never take the first step unless its to pet and play with akamaru

Nicknames include: keeb , mutt , sparky

Shino - BUGS R COOL, ‘can i see ur bugs I promise not to touch them i just wanna see’ 👁👄👁 he finds his silence and way of speaking neat and relatable, 10/10 would hang out with in silence

Nicknames include: bugsby , bugs , spidey ? , glasses

Hinata - finds her shyness also relatable, they’d probably both suffer with pickles on their burger that they didnt ask for in silence together - then menma would feel bad like ‘um... she asked for no pickles......’ and then hide in the bathroom for 10 minutes to calm down... 10/10 would also hang out with in calm silence

Nicknames include: violet , palms , kitten

Rock Lee - he might not like how loud he can be but also he appreciates how he treats naruto so that’s an A+ in his book! he just wished he could FIGHT HIM SOMETIME UGH!

Nicknames include: broccoli , jumpsuit , brows , knuckles

Tenten - her weapons are SO cool he wants to learn half the stuff she does, also wants to fight her sometime 👌🏽💯💯

Nicknames include: ten , knives , swords , metal

Neji - “KICK HIS ASS, NARUTO!” - menma, chuunin exams... wants to personally kick his ass too. Uhhh kinda shocked he chilled out in shipp, makes him go *cocks head curiously??* also wants 2 fight

Nicknames include: buttercup

Konohamaru - if naruto’s the one who goes *bonks him on the head with hand* menma is the one that goes *DROP KICKS HIM INTO THE SKY*

no but he holds mild affection for him

Nicknames include: brat , [any derogatory nickname tbh]

Sai - ‘LOL he keeps calling naruto’s pp smol- wait’ , on one hand he’s a brat but on the other hand, all menma sees is ample opportunity to freaking frick with this kid- “it’s actually incredibly rude to [insert common social thing], instead try [insert really not social thing]”

Nicknames include: paint , inky , midriff , dick

I think... i think thats all of em.... i feel like i missed someone but i dont know whegrheghwhshf

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

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Anonymous said: Holy frick that is so encouraging and I needed that so much bc I literally visited my college to measure my dorm room and drove home in tears bc I panicked myself into a frenzy about whether or not everything leading me to this point has been a mistake and what if I fail and ruin my life before it even starts (I have since calmed down a little) so your encouragement was much needed & is much appreciated

I’m glad I could help <3 <3 <3 Good luck at school! I’m sure you’ll kick its ass

areverieofchaosdreams said: It's Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day. So thank you for all your amazing stories!!!

Oh goodness I’m all a blushin :’)

Anonymous said: *HAPPY WRITER APPRECIATION DAY* Send this to someone whose talent has blown you away, who you'd like to encourage to keep on writing always, and who you'd like to thank for working their butt off to provide fandom members with breathtaking stories to consume! THANK YOU :D

Aw thank you!

Anonymous said: Hi! I Hope you're well! Do you still take fic requests? Because I really miss Colin Wilkes and I'd love to a story of him with your writing!

Unfortunately I don’t often take requests these days, but I’ll definitely keep Colin in mind!

dirtycherrypie said: hey! applying for WE for the R&D department (may or may not be aware of producing bat gadgets)

dirtycherrypie said: SHit forgot my name - Bea, at your service!

[Bruce Wayne voice] hired

tigers-and-weeds said: Literally just fell down the rabbit hole on your tumblr for the last 12-24 hours. I am in love with with you headcannons and fics! The angst feeds my soul... So I figured I would request: anything angsty with Dick and Damian please please please

Okay again I don’t usually take fic requests BUT I like me some angst so the odds that this will eventually happen.... are extremely high. I’ll try to remember to dedicate the next one to you :) And thank you!

math--ew said: I went on a little birthday vacation to california and I've never been to the beach before. I was bending down to grab a pretty shell and this huge wave knocked me face first into the sand. Like, five people saw and laghed but I got the shell so I guess it's a win win.

Duuuude back at Lake Michigan last month the same thing happened to me. I was taking care of my little sister and her five year old friend, so I was so busy making sure they were okay that the wave plowed me halfway across the beach

babybatbrat said: when i was in ap physics i once spent an entire study period in my physics teacher's room working on one problem. as far as i could tell i was doing all of the work correctly and had all the initial values right so i was racking my brain trying to figure out why i wasn't getting the right answer. the third time i went up to my teacher and asked for help he told me to start at the beginning and walk him through my process bc he couldn't tell why i was getting it wrong either (1)

babybatbrat said: (2) so i start the problem and explain how i got through all the values - "okay so the rod is 5 inches long and half of 5 is 3 and a half -" and i stopped there bc it occurred to me that 3.5 is not half of 5. "it's what?" My teacher asks. i put my head in my hands and stood there for a minute before picking up my work and walking to the back of the classroom while he laughed, bc i had just spent 45 minutes convinced that half of 5 was 3.5 and not, in fact, 2.5, and that was the only thing wrong

Honestly??? Relatable

babybatbrat said: One time i woke up at six in the morning to hear the neighbor's dog barking and instantly realized that meant my dog had jumped the fence, so i went racing outside and sprinted down the street to catch her. when i did i picked her up and turned around to go home and then saw my neighbor standing on their front porch, realized i was in only an oversized spiderman tshirt and snowman pajama shorts, holding a twenty pound labrador and thats how i met my new neighbors

Incredible...... 10/10.....

thrakaboom said: Not a funny story,but two days ago at comic con I met Tom King and he showed me a picture of his kids while he was signing my books

Well hey that’s pretty cool

Anonymous said: I adore your Tumblr. It was a wonderful way to get into the Batfamily fanbase; prior, I thought that there was only one Batman and a single Robin, dearie me was I wrong. And those stories you write, just great. The Headcanons are just as enjoyable. As for Batman, that has come to be a sibling enjoyment. Thank you for your contributions and existence!

!!!!!! Welcome to the crew!

frnkensteingrrrlz said: hey!!! i just went through ur reasons to be happy tag and!! i'm so so happy bc of it (esp the damian hcs, they're spot on imo and he's my favourite) so i hope u have a good day!!!

Thanks! I am having a good day today! Although I’m sure it’s been a long time since you sent this :////

Anonymous said: HELLO I have just discovered and binge-read all of your fics with my homeboy Damian in them, and just wanted to pop by and say that I love you & you are my hero & you write my boy so well so thank u and I hope your life is blessed & you achieve your wildest hopes & dreams

My day is made :D

badfaith00 said: Best batman storyline you've ever read ?

Ooooooh hm I’m mighty attached to n52 Batman and Robin? Particularly the first storyline, but the second is also fantastic

Anonymous said: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHAMELESSLY REBLOGGING YOUR OWN WORK BC I HADNT SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS HONESTLY SO PHENOMENAL ITS GOING ON MY LIST OF ALL TIME FAVORITES THANK U AND BLESS U

THANK YOU!!! THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT

onwardmotley said: In today's Detective Comics someone finally told Bruce and co that Tim's alive. They didn't explain where he is, or how to get him back, but hey. It might've had more impact if anyone was seen actually mourning Tim and it wasn't just played as him being in cosmic time out, but at least it should end soon idk. Hopefully.

Tim Drake? It’s been years since I heard that name.....

Finally. Thank goodness.

Anonymous said: Idk if I prefer your soul crushing angst or your heartwarming fluff... actually I like to suffer so I'll stay with angst lol

Y’all seeing this? Anon gave me permission. Can’t yell at me next time because it won't be my fault (thanks babe :))

Anonymous said: for music, idk what kind of music u like so here is variety: St. Vincent - Paris is Burning, Sea Wolf - Dear Fellow Traveler (tbh everything by Sea Wolf is great), Dirt Poor Robins - Eleanor Rigby, Between Wind and Water- HAEL, Ellem - Kings and Queens and Vagabonds, The Rigs - Rise & Fall, Tally Hall - Light and Night, and Streetlight Manifesto - The Hands that Thieve.

Thank you! I’m excited to listen to these! I’ll start right now!

Anonymous said: 1) What are the good comics to read for Batfamily stuff (from any point in time) and 2) what are the best Jason Todd comics? Thanks!

Okay for Jason I would definitely start with the big ones, which are A Death In the Family and Under the Red Hood. After that you could try Red Hood: the Lost Days and Countdown to Final Crisis. I would avoid the n52 series until you have a good enough grasp of the character to recognize bad writing when you see it. 

For the generalized batfam.... that’s pretty broad. My personal favorites are Red Robin, Batgirl (2009), and both B&R series. If you have more specific questions, you should IM me! I promise I’m better about answering those than asks

yellowwallsbluesky said: Have you heard Swooner by The Zolas? I've really been jamming to it lately

Listening to it right now! Sounds like a bop so far :)

Anonymous said: Hidden citizens paint it black 💜

Much obliged!

Anonymous said: Harry styles "sign of the times".

[adds to list] thank you!

neo669 said: I MISS CASA OLE!! Sorry just read that you lived in Bryan/College Station and I used to live there as well. It's kinda hard to find people that even know that it exists. But I'm sure you can kick law schools butt. You got this!

Yooooooo I miss cstat too :((((

palliddark said: Adalgiza, and I'll be a translator (English to Brazilian Portuguese)

[Bruce Wayne voice] also hired

maeofthedead said: I love your headcannons and now I sort of want to cry thank

Excellent that is the exact target response 

Anonymous said: Love your rant in the tags about the pizza making I'm laughing so hard

Listen..... I have strong feelings

Anonymous said: Did you hear they're making an omnibus of Tomasi's entire run on Batman & Robin?? I just heard and now I kinda want to get this massive book in honor of my favorite batkid and the series that made me love him so much

Man I already have all the individual volumes but if I didn’t......

sonicboom00724601 said: Hi. :) Nice headcanon. :)

I’m not sure which one you’re talking about, but thank you! You're real sweet

Anonymous said: can you maybe write an interaction between Wonder Woman and Captain America? I absolutely adore your style and would love to see your take on it.

Hmmmm I don’t really have a good enough grasp of Captain America’s characterization to try that one :////

Anonymous said: i tried to kill on mosquito that was on my ceiling by slamming it with a book but mosquito was on the move so i bounced swiftly and jammed both my wrist and thumb and now my existence is Pain. also my thumbs swelling and looks purple, so that's nice

Oh shit anon you good???

daziy said: Do we know who Barbara's mother usually is?

Yeah! In her original version, Babs had a birth mom and an adopted mom. She was originally Jim’s niece, so her birth mom’s name was Thelma Gordon. After the adoption, her parents were Jim and Barbara Gordon, with her adopted mother being her namesake. So two Barbara Gordons.

I think for awhile the canon was that her mother died in a car crash, but the current version has her still alive. She left Jim when Babs was young, taking her son (Babs’s brother) with her. James Gordon (the son) turned out to be a serial killer. 

Barbara Gordon Sr. and James Gordon Jr. both appeared in the n52 Batgirl series during the Death of the Family arc. There’s also a very good story about James from the Dickbats period. That one’s called The Black Mirror, if I’m not mistaken?

Anonymous said: Hi! What do you think of the upcoming metal event? Dick and Damian seem to have a big role in it ( I hope Jason is involved too but there's still no sign of it)

Hmmmm I don’t know that I have an opinion just yet, but as always, I hope to be pleasantly surprised 

Anonymous said: bless you are your wonderful tagging system. know that i may have avoided death because of how easy it was to f ind the thing I wanted in your tags. bless

Oh goodness anon I hope you’re not serious about almost dying.... but thanks?

Anonymous said: hi amy! would u say that damians narrative is written as a child abuse one? like there are definitely many allusions to it but its also not as explicit as say, cassandra or rose. like how much of it would u chalk up to comic world dynamics and how much to actual abuse? also would u consider jason to also be a case of this?

Oh I have very strong opinions about the role of abuse in Damian’s narrative. It’s absolutely there, and the effects are staggeringly large. There is no doubt in my mind that the league was an abusive environment, and I can’t justify some of the things Bruce did either.

I think I would say the same thing for Jason, if not quite as strongly. I definitely think that some of the things that happened to Jason as a child shaped his story later on, but less of those were abuse than outside circumstances. The n52 takes a different track on that one, I think, but I don’t put much stock in that characterization. 

Anonymous said: has jason forgiven bruce for not killing joker? if so, what made him?

Unlikely. They get along better these days, but I would argue that comes from poor characterization of Bruce, not an actual resolution process. 

mellenabrave said: My mom accidentlly threw my Damian doll away (╥_╥)

Tossed in the garbage by yet another parent--

Anonymous said: Whoa where'd you get that bat and oracle shirt you're wearing in your necklace pic? It's so cool! (The necklace is also gorgeous!)

Shoot I think it was from Redbubble? But I can’t find it now

Anonymous said: Omg that necklace was so cool!!! Kudos to the maker of it!! Also I really like your top!!

Thank you <3

[howdy-nyalll]

Tari ==> School another nerd.

The character Otaria isn’t on the bog yet but this rp with @in-fin-ite-seadwellers was sooo much fun tbh.

[12:08] -- recalcitranMusician [RM] began trolling complacentlyEquitable [CE] at 00:08 --

[12:08] RM: HEY Y⦿U!

[12:10] CE: He||o you

[12:10] RM: what's up nerd

[12:12] CE: must you ca|| me names?

[12:12] RM: it's h⦿w i sh⦿w affecti⦿n!!

[12:12] RM: i d⦿n't think y⦿u're THAT lame tbh.

[12:13] CE: we||, I won't |et that one go to my head

[12:13] RM: it w⦿uld take f⦿rever t⦿ get there anyways >:/

[12:15] RM: s⦿ did y⦿u get gr⦿unded t⦿⦿?

[12:16] RM: can a king GET gr⦿unded??

[12:17] CE: As much as they can ground an emperor. It wou|d seem the guards have been instructed to fo||ow me when I |eave the premises

[12:17] CE: It's a si||y thing to do

[12:17] RM: d⦿ they g⦿ t⦿ the bathr⦿⦿m with y⦿u?

[12:17] CE: No, of course not!

[12:18] RM: s⦿⦿⦿⦿⦿ y⦿u c⦿uld sneak ⦿ut again!

[12:19] CE: I think they wou|d notice when I've been in the bathroom for too |ong

[12:19] RM: tell them y⦿u had a bad burrit⦿

[12:20] CE: I'm not going to do that

[12:20] CE: It's not worth the troub|e rea||y

[12:20] RM: didn't y⦿u have fun?? :(

[12:21] CE: I did. But not enough to justifiy sneaking out again. The entire staff is on my case about it

[12:22] RM: y⦿u have needs t⦿⦿

[12:23] CE: I simp|y can't. There's too much work to do

[12:23] RM: willw we never get t⦿ hang ⦿ut again??

[12:24] RM: y⦿u g⦿tta have a balance ⦿f w⦿rk and play dude.

[12:24] CE: I want to! trust me, I rea||y do! I just don't care much for getting in troub|e

[12:25] CE: As for the ba|ance... I just don't know how to go about it

[12:25] RM: we'll figure s⦿mething ⦿ut. i can't leave y⦿u all being a sad sack f⦿rever!! what kind ⦿f friend w⦿uld i be.

[12:26] CE: I'|| take a |ook at what things can be moved around to make some time. I promise nothing, but I'|| try

[12:27] CE: I appreciate the effort, by the way

[12:27] RM: well n⦿ pressure anytime s⦿⦿n.....she's been ⦿n my ass f⦿r a week n⦿w.

[12:27] RM: haha n⦿ pr⦿blem ;)

[12:28] CE: Perith has you on a short |eash? I suspect she's not too p|eased

[12:29] RM: y⦿u have n⦿ idea!! i'm n⦿t all⦿wed t⦿ g⦿ anywhere basically!!

[12:29] CE: Annoying

[12:30] RM: y⦿u're telling me. s⦿metimes having a m⦿irail can be huge pain in the ass.

[12:31] CE: I woud|n't know. My friend seems to enjoy her's though

[12:31] RM: i w⦿uld think y⦿u'd have miles ⦿f lines ⦿f saps lining up tp get y⦿ut sweet r⦿yal pap tbh.

[12:32] CE: I think we've estab|ished I'm not terrib|y popu|ar

[12:32] RM: plus y⦿u're really chilled and n⦿n-vi⦿lent!! y⦿u'd be a great m⦿irail.

[12:33] RM: i guess it d⦿esn't matter t⦿ us, we're under her rule.

[12:34] CE: So it wou|d seem

[12:35] RM: i d⦿n't see why y⦿u w⦿uldn't be p⦿pular?? perith has a shitl⦿ad ⦿f w⦿rk friends.

[12:35] CE: My work is fi||ed with boring adu|ts. Adu|ts don't want to be friends with chi|dren

[12:36] CE: And no one my age is boring enough to think I'm any fun

[12:36] RM: ew. adults suck.

[12:36] RM: i think y⦿u're fun!! :)

[12:36] CE: Most of them, yeah

[12:36] CE: Thank you, I think that's a first

[12:36] CE: You're |oads of fun though!

[12:37] RM: i kn⦿w ;D

[12:37] CE: So humb|e too

[12:38] RM: the humblest!

[12:38] RM: it's barely even w⦿rth menti⦿ning h⦿w humble i am.

[12:38] RM: thats h⦿w humble i am.

[12:39] CE: You shou|d be awarded sainthood for your humb|ness

[12:39] RM: ew, sainth⦿⦿d is b⦿ring.

[12:40] CE: You'd be praised by the masses

[12:40] RM: hmmmm

[12:40] RM: i mean i kinda already have that

[12:40] RM: but its tempting

[12:41] RM: maybe if i was a c⦿⦿l saint wh⦿ still kisses h⦿es and d⦿es sick raves ⦿n the side.

[12:41] RM: saint ⦿nly 9-5 ⦿n weekdays.

[12:41] CE: I suppose if you're a saint, you can pretty much do what you want, within the bounds of the |aw

[12:42] RM: if i'm a hgiher being h⦿w c⦿me i g⦿tta d⦿ laws!! fuck laws. laws can kiss my ass.

[12:42] RM: emper⦿r/empress < saint.

[12:42] CE: You're a saint, not a god!

[12:42] RM: maybe i g⦿t pr⦿m⦿ted fr⦿m being s⦿ g⦿⦿d at sainting.

[12:43] CE: You'|| have to take that up with the church on that one

[12:43] RM: yeah there's g⦿nna be a ref⦿rmati⦿n i think. heads up.

[12:44] CE: So |ong as I can keep my head

[12:44] RM: as y⦿ur g⦿d my first c⦿mmandment is f⦿r y⦿u t⦿ hang ⦿ut with me asap ;D

[12:44] RM: yeah im n⦿t a lame g⦿d dude dw.

[12:45] CE: We||, I can't possib|y argue with that |ogc

[12:45] CE: |ogic

[12:45] RM: (im like the free plasma tvs and sweet p⦿pc⦿rn g⦿d tbh)

[12:46] CE: Very nic

[12:46] CE: nice

[12:46] RM: s⦿me⦿ne getting tired?? ⦿r drunk L⦿L?

[12:47] CE: Thinking faster then my fingers, I suppose. Certain|y not drunk!

[12:48] RM: haha im jk br⦿. i kn⦿w y⦿u w⦿uldn't be partying w/⦿ me.

[12:48] -- recalcitranMusician [RM] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

[12:48] -- recalcitranMusician [RM] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

[12:48] -- recalcitranMusician [RM] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

[12:49] RM: s⦿rry her dumb cat is here.

[12:49] CE: I was wondering what that was

[12:49] RM: ugh i think i hear per c⦿ming. im n⦿t supp⦿sed t⦿ be ⦿n her w⦿rk c⦿mputer l⦿l.

[12:49] RM: i changed the wallpaper t⦿ a butt ;D

[12:50] CE: Natura||y. I expect nothing |ess

[12:50] CE: But you rea||y shou|dn't be on her work computer

[12:50] RM: well i als⦿ sh⦿uldnt be gr⦿unded!! life isnt fair.

[12:51] RM: anywh⦿ i h⦿pe i get t⦿ see y⦿u again s⦿⦿n??

[12:51] CE: I'|| do my best! I miss you

[12:51] RM: nerd

[12:51] RM: see y⦿u s⦿⦿n ;D

[12:52] -- recalcitranMusician [RM] gave up trolling complacentlyEquitable [CE] at 00:52 --